Shut the FUp

Maybe you could just shut the fuck up for a little while

Don’t drive by all the time in your noisy and infantile trucks

Cut off your pointless roaring lawnmower

Quit screaming and just shut the fuck up for a minute

Get your damn dog to stop barking all night long

Put that moronic Harley with the loud pipes away

Mute those vile commercials

Quiet down your precious airplanes

Just shut the fuck up for a minute and maybe even think

Quit yelling over the music

Stop braying for another beer

Put mufflers on the earthmovers

Don’t slam the goddamn door

Get your cell conversation out of my face

Don’t drive by with your trunk speakers blasting

Quit filling the scary silence with brainless chatter

Try not to make noise for a while without panicking

Don’t break up the quiet without a good reason

Turn down your amps so we can hear our headphones

Be aware enough to move silently instead of clip-clopping like a damn horse

Keep your spoiled kids muzzled down around other people

Really be quiet when you are out in the woods

hush that moronic speed boat you inconsiderate fool

Don’t modify that snowmobile muffler to go out into our forests

Nobody wants to hear you belching and farting

Quit trying to play the radio over your power tools

Turn off those shouting talkradio idiots

Stop taking turns trying to laugh the loudest

Turn it all off if you are not paying attention

Speak out against the roar of the jets

Get them to crack down on those half-witted semis

Have them collect taxes on all the noisemakers

Tell him to shut the fuck up if he is simply babbling

Don’t drag out endless meetings by just repeating bullshit
Quit talking when others are already speaking

Have enough sense to be very quiet early in the morning

Enough of exploding those useless fireworks just to make a lot of noise

Quit just accepting without a thought that all our shit is just naturally loud

Don’t play your car stereo against 3 others in a recreational parking lot

Once again ban turning up the broadcast volume during commercials

Stop shouting at me from way off somewhere else in the house

Be more considerate of others or start getting used to being roughed up

Quiet the air conditioner, redesign the refrigerator, silence the dishwasher

Quit pretending nobody else is around when you rant on your stupid cell

Make them pay more the louder they run the same hateful advertising

Quit getting all nervous when everything’s quiet and you hear yourself think

Stop mindlessly parroting the pre-digested sound bites that you have been fed

Shut the fuck up and let them keep talking faster as they get more nervous

Don’t talk so goddamn much and maybe someone will listen

Recognize freedom from irksome sounds as a traditional constitutional right

Don’t work in cube farms where they bathe you in electronic white noise

If you need to shout, it’s probably not a good time to bother talking

Realize that loud noise makes people even more angry and aggressive

Boycott any product advertised with fast and excited music & raised voices

Turn it up as much as you want as long as it’s just in your earplugs

Bring attention to yourself and get singled out by the predators

Quit loudly repeating lies and nonsense as a tactic to get them accepted as truth

Reject the canned arguments that it’s too expensive to build quiet machines

Shut the fuck up and maybe people will consider the value of your words

Stop trying to fill the great silence that has never been empty